Relationship status

Κατά καιρούς οι διαδικτυακοί μας φίλοι στο facebook κατακλύζουν τις αρχικές μας σελίδες με αλλαγές στο relationship status τους (γιατί τι πιο λογικό να ενημερώνεις όλους σου τους γνωστούς με ποιον τραβιέσαι και αν θα αποκαταστήσει αφού σε εξέθεσε;). Οι καταστάσεις των σχέσεων παρουσιάζονται συνήθως υπό τις ακόλουθες μορφές: 1) ελεύθερος 2) σε σχέση/παντρεμένος με τον τάδε 3) είναι περίπλοκο. Περιορισμένη ποικιλία και απολύτως στερούμενες φαντασίας. 

Τι γίνεται με εμάς που είμαστε δεσμευμένοι μ' ένα φανταστικό ήρωα; Ή είμαστε παντρεμένοι με κάποιον που δεν το ξέρει; Ή βρισκόμαστε σε μια μονογαμική σχέση με τον εαυτό μας; Ή αν είμαστε μπλεγμένοι σ' ένα ερωτικό τρίγωνο με τη νουτέλα και τις κρέπες;

Μην ανησυχείτε. Οι χρήστες του Tumblr δίνουν τη λύση και για εμάς που έχουμε ανάγκη ένα πιο αντισυμβατικό relationship status.

Απολαύστε ανεύθυνα.

timid-kisses:
relationship status:
Secretly in a relationship with a handsome guy
forever alone.


ach-was-solls:
Waiting for sientists to make time traveling possible, so I can beam myself back to the 70’s to have multiple children with Robert Plant ’-.-


Relationship status:
keeping-itkush:
Sleeping in my bed diagonally


Relationship Status: In relationship with TUMBLR.

orangejeuz

winteroorlog:
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ waiting for Gandalf to take me on an adventure


Relationship status: waiting for more alcohol.
(via oopsiebopsie)


relationship status: hoping that a cute guy will notice my band shirt and fall in love with me due to our fantastic similar music taste quiffed-jesus


funktorial:
I’m single and ready to eat a Pringle


princessaanastasiya:
In a long distance relationship with the moon.


ohmygorgeousxo:
My relationship status is “I’ve given up and moved on to cats.”


Relationship status: Single with no desire to mingle.
littlefairytaleprince


Relationship Status:
ridingtthestrugglebus:
Poured two glasses of wine,
Drank them both.


s0mewhereweaknessis0urstrength:
If I’m in love with a celebrity or character can I change my relationship status to it’s complicated? I mean they don’t know we’re in a relationship and they don’t know I exist so its pretty complicated.

Και λίγο extra παραλήρημα:

• My relationship status is on a hunting trip and it hasn't been home in a few years.

• My relationship status burned on the ceiling 10 years ago.
• My relationship status is more forgotten than Adam Milligan.

• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ fangirl

• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ in a commited relationship with Supernatural
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ in a commited relationship with satan
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ functional alcoholic
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ Queen of Hell

• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ Jensen Ackles is married
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ hunter
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ I'm Kevin FREAKING Solo
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ BALLS!
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ high-functioning sociopath
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ Anderson don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole steet
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ Legen -wait for it- dary!
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ I'm awesome
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ *self five*
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ waiting for my Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz

• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ can't touch this
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ Tequila!

• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ in a commited relationship with food

• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ having unrealistic expectations due to exposure to literature, cinema and television

• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ waiting my Hogwarts letter
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ avanda kendavra, bitch
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ you are a wizard Harry
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ in a long distance relationship with fictional charachters from a parallel universe
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ mentally dating dead rockstars
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ in a commited relationship with Queen
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ in a commited relationship with Bohemian Rhapsody
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ I am a unicorn
• Relationship Status
  ☐ single
  ☐ taken
  ☑ I hate people

http://pure-purgatory.tumblr.com/post/62817145287/relationship-status