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Τὸ ξέρω. Τὸ δοκίμασα. Δὲν ὠφελεῖ. Ἄφησέ με νἄρθω μαζί σου ~ Η Σονάτα του Σεληνόφωτος

Lisa

Δεν ζω ούτε στο παρελθόν μου, ούτε στο μέλλον μου. Έχω μόνο το παρόν, αυτό με ενδιαφέρει. Αν μπορείς να μένεις πάντα στο παρόν θα είσαι ένας ευτυχισμένος άνθρωπος, γιατί είναι πάντα και μόνο η στιγμή που ζούμε. ~ Paulo Coelho

Παρασκευή, 20 Απριλίου 2012

Supernatural Ατάκες

Professor: Son? You been drinking?
Dean: Everybody keeps asking me that. But, uh, no

Dean: You found a bug...in a hole...in the ground. Thats shocking Sam.

Dean : [driving his rebuilt 1967 Chevy Impala] Whoo! Listen to her purr. You ever heard anything so sweet?
Sam : You know, if you two wanna get a room, just let me know, Dean.
Dean : [talking to the car] Don't listen to him, baby. He doesn't understand us.

Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
[Dean nods]
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Sam: What Dad "wants" doesn't matter!
Dean: You see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.

Sam: So, you talk to the cops?
Dean: Uh, yeah. I spoke to Amy a, uh, charming and perky officer of the law.
Sam: Yeah, and what did you find out?
Dean: Well, she’s a Sagittarius. She loves tequila, I mean...whew. Oh, and she’s got this little tattoo...

Dean: I swear the next person that asks me if I'm okay, I'm gonna start throwing punches.

Dean: It's chow time you freaky bastard! Yeah, that's right! Bring it on baby! I taste good!

Dean: People believe in Santa Claus - why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: 'Cause you're a bad person.

Girl: Its like staring into the sun...
[Dean smiles]
Sam: Dean, what do you think you're doing?
Dean: Please, Sam, just five minutes.
Sam: Dean, this is a very important investigation, we don't have time for your blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Sam: Yeah, and THATS what really happened.
[Dean nodds]
Sam: Dean! I do NOT sound like that!
Dean: Thats what you sound like to me.

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: (Looks concerned for a moment, then catches on.) Cute.

Sam: You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. And I don't care what it takes I'm gonna get you out of this. Guess I gotta save your ass for a change.

Dean: Bitch.
Sam: Jerk.

Dean: Whoa, easy, tiger.
Sam: Dean? (Dean laughs) You scared the crap out of me.
Dean: That's because you're out of practice. (Sam pins Dean down)
Dean: Or not. Get off me.
Sam: What the hell are you doing here?
Dean: Well I was looking for a beer.

Dean: Nice work, Sammy.
Sam: (painful laughing) Yeah, wish I could say the same for you. What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?
Dean: Hey, saved your ass! I'll tell you another thing. If you screwed up my car, I'll kill you.

Sam: Are you ok?
Dean: No, not really.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
Dean: I kind of have this problem with...
(moves his hand in a plane motion)
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam: You're joking right?
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!

Dean: I really wish things could be different, you know, I wish you could just be Joe College.
Sam: Nah, that's okay. You know, truth is, even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.
Dean: Well, that's cuz you're a freak.
Sam: Yeah, thanks.
Dean: Well I'm a freak, too. I'm right there with you, all the way.

(talking about the shapeshifter)
Dean: Argh, the thought of him driving my car.
Sam: Ah come on.
Dean: It's killing me!
Sam: Let it go.

Larry: Let me just say. We accept home owners of any race, religion, color or...sexual orientation.
Dean: We’re brothers.
........
Real Estate Agent: We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or sexual orientation.
Dean: Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? [smacks Sam on the butt]

Dean: Listen, Jenny, it's important, Ow!
(Missouri hits him on the back of the head)
Missouri: Give the poor girl a break, can't you see she's upset. (to Jenny) forgive this boy - he means well, he's just not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Missouri: Don’t worry – Dean’s going to clean up this mess. Well what are you waiting for, boy. Grab the mop. (Dean glares silently) And don’t cuss at me!

Dean: Don't worry Sammy. I promise I'm not gonna sell ya for a pack of smokes

Kat: So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam: It's kind of our job.
Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

Dean: Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that?
.........
Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?

(driving a minivan)
Dean: This is humiliating. I feel like a freakin' soccer mom!

Dean: (to Sam) You checked in two days ago under the name Richard Sambora. I think the scariest part about this whole thing is that you're a Bon Jovi fan.

Dean: The Djinn, it attacked me.
Sam: The gin, you were drinking gin?
Dean: No, ass-hat, the Djinn, the scary creature, remember?

Hendrickson: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Sam: I don't understand, Dean. We burned the damn thing!
Dean: Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious.

Cute Girl: Hi, is there anything I can do for you?
Dean: Oh god, yes.

Sam: Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard.
Frat guy: Not so much.
Sam [deploying his puppy-dog eyes] But I want you to know… I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! [Sam envelopes the frat guy in a bear hug] You're too precious for this world!
[Back in the real world]
Sam: I never said that!
Dean: You always say pansy stuff like that.

Jake: Salt is a weapon?
Sam: It's a brave new world.

Dean: You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass.
Sam: That's not funny.
Deam: C'mon, it's a little funny.

Sherri: Who is that man?
Sam: He’s my brother.
Sherri: He is so brave! (Sam rolls eyes)

Dean: Sammy! Sammy!
Sam: It's Sam.

(at a frat party)
Dean: Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!
Sam: This wasn't really my experience.
Dean: Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight A's.
(Sam nods)
Dean: What a geek.

Sam: You mean you dated someone? For more than one night?
Dean: Am I speaking a language you're not getting here?

Sam: Maybe you can get her to write it all down on a cocktail napkin.
Dean: Not me.
Sam: No, no, no, no. Pickups are your thing, Dean.
Dean: It wasn't my butt she was checking out.

Det. Peter Sheridan: Talk directly to the camera. Start by stating your name for the record.
Dean Winchester: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit.
Det. Diana Ballard: Excuse me?
Dean Winchester: You know, Casper - the blood thirsty ghost.

Sam: Hey, man.
Dean: Whats up? Looks like you just saw a clown, ha.

Dean: Planes Crash.
Sam: And apparently clowns kill!

"I swore I was done hunting for good. Come on, it wasn't easy, but it wasn't that bad. Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45. Well, what was he supposed to do? I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark." Don't be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!"

"You know I gotta say... I'm sorry I'm gonna miss it. Miss what? How many chances am I gonna have to see my own funeral?"

"I got a year to live, Sam. I’d like to make the most of it. So what do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell, huh?"

"That’s another question why would you fall? Why would you want to become one of us? You don’t mean that. I don’t? I mean a bunch of miserable bastards; eating crapping confused afraid- There’s loyalty forgiveness love- Pain- Chocolate cake- Guilt- Sex. Yeah you got me there."

"Oh, uh, excuse me for asking, but aren't you kind of signing your own death warrant? I mean, what happens to you if we go up against the devil and lose? Number one, he's going to wipe us all out anyway. Two, after you leave here, I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere. And three, how about you don't miss, okay! Morons!"

"You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped. This isn't funny. Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."

Dean: To tell you the truth, I wasn't sure if we should come.
Bobby: Nonsense. Your daddy needs help.
Dean: Yeah, I mean, last time we saw you you did threaten to blast him full of buckshot. You cocked the shotgun and everything.
Bobby: Yeah,well, what can I say? John just has that affect on people.

Dean: How’d you get here?
Sam: I stole a car.
Dean: That’s my boy!

Dean: I thought the legend said the Mordecai only goes after chicks.
Sam: It does.
Dean: Alright, well I mean that explains why it went after you, but why me?

Dean: Man I hate rats.
Sam: Would you rather it was a ghost?
Dean: Yes.

Sam: OK. You go, I'll stay.
Dean: Forget that. You go after the creepy ex. I'm going to hang here with the hot chick.
Sam: Dude, why do you always get to hang out with the girls?
Dean: Because I'm older.
Sam: No. Screw that. We settle this the old-fashioned way.
[They put on their game faces and do a quick round of Rock Paper Scissors. Sam chooses rock, Dean chooses scissors.]
Sam: [gloating] Dean, always with the scissors!
Dean: Shut up! Shut up. Two out of three.
[They do it again – and again, Sam chooses rock, Dean scissors.]
Dean: Gah!
Sam: [mockingly solicitous] Bundle up out there, all right?

Sam: I should have thought of it!
Dean: What?
Sam: It's an old country custom, Dean, planting a tree as a grave marker!
Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Sam: (Pause) Yeah, I know.

Andy:...do you have something of Dean's on you, like something he touched?
Sam: I got a receipt, will that work?
Andy: Yeah. (looks at the receipt and smiles) "D. Hasselhoff?"
Sam: Yeah, that's Dean's signature..it..it's hard to explain.

Κάθισα σήμερα και σκέφτηκα πώς ξεκίνησα να βλέπω Supernatural.. Η σειρά για πολλούς "καλοπροαίρετους" δεν είναι κάτι το ιδιαίτερο.. Κι όμως τη βλέπω.. Και τη χαίρομαι.. Και τη λατρεύω! Και, ναι, είναι ένα τεράστιο "nerd" που πωρώνομαι με άλλα μέλη του fandom που αυτοαποκαλείται "SPNfamily" .

Πώς ξεκίνησα να το παρακολουθώ όμως;

Προσπαθούσα, λοιπόν, να καταλάβω τι συνέβαινε και έχω κολλήσει.. Στην αρχή σκέφτηκα -φυσικά- τον κούκλο και πολύ αστείο πρωταγωνιστή(Oh Dean!), μετά σκέφτηκα μήπως ήταν απλά η βαρεμάρα που με διέκρινε τότε.. Θυμάμαι πως τότε κατέληξα στο συμπέρασμα ότι φταίνε οι ατάκες.. Το 50% μιας σειράς βασίζεται στις ατάκες της.. Ακόμη και καλή να είναι η σειρά, αν οι ηθοποιοί είναι "αγγούρια" ή αν τα αστεία είναι "κρύα" αργά ή γρήγορα θα βαρεθείς.. Αυτή η σειρά έχει φτάσει 7ο κύκλο και όπως πάει τη βλέπω να κάνει και 8ο.. Δεν το λες τυχαίο. Να ήταν άραγε όντως οι ατάκες;
Η αλήθεια είναι ότι έτσι όπως τις έβαλα(τυχαία, μερικές που βρήκα μπροστά μου) ίσως δε φαίνονται πολύ αστείες σε κάποιον που δεν ξέρει τη σειρά.. Και τότε επιστρέφω πάλι στον ένα εκ των πρωταγωνιστών(αυτός ο Dean που είναι πανταχού παρών στις παραπάνω ατάκες)... Μα φυσικά.. Δεν είναι μόνο αυτά που λέει, είναι και ο τρόπος που τα λέει.. Και βέβαια ο συμπρωταγωνιστής του, που πιάνει την περίτεχνη "πάσα" και τη μεταμορφώνει σε κάτι πολύ ανώτερο! Αν δεν έπαιζαν οι συγκεκριμένοι ηθοποιοί, η σειρά θα τελείωνε πολύ νωρίτερα, αυτό είναι το μόνο σίγουρο.. 
Βέβαια, ας μην υποτιμούμε τους μικρότερους ρόλους. Έχουν περάσει καταπληκτικοί ηθοποιοί από αυτή τη σειρά, χαρίζοντας μας απίστευτες στιγμές! Ένας από αυτούς, εκείνος που παίζει τον άγγελο Castiel(ο Cas που αναφέρεται παραπάνω), είναι από μόνος του υπερβολικά αστείος(κι ας μην του φαίνεται)! Επίσης, δεν έχουν καθόλου ντροπή αφού οι αθεόφοβοι αφού σατίρισαν όλη την αμερικάνικη τηλεόραση, έφτασαν στο σημείο να σατιρίσουν τους ίδιους τους τους εαυτούς!!!!

Να είναι άραγε το κωμικό ταλέντο τους; Τότε γιατί στις δραματικές σκηνές το δάκρυ τρέχει με ροή καταρράκτη; Γιατί πονάμε όταν πονούν; Γιατί έχουμε αποστηθίσει κάθε λέξη που έχει ακουστεί στη σειρά; Αφού το σενάριο -όπως λένε οι περισσότεροι- δεν είναι κάτι το ιδιαίτερο, εμείς γιατί νιώθουμε τόσα συναισθήματα όταν τη βλέπουμε;
Ξεκίνησα να το βλέπω τότε απλά για να περάσει η ώρα κι όμως πωρώθηκα!
Νόμιζα τότε ότι έφταιγαν οι ατάκες, μα έκανα λάθος..

Δεν είχα καταφέρει τότε να καταλάβω πώς με κέρδισε τόσο "ύπουλα" αυτή η σειρά. Δεν πωρώθηκα απλά. Την αγάπησα. Της χάρισα την ψυχή μου, λες κι ήταν δαίμονας σε σταυροδρόμι. Κι εκείνη με τη σειρά της μου άλλαξε τη ζωή. Τίποτε δεν ήταν ίδιο από τότε.
Γιατί αυτή η σειρά είναι ένα έπος, με όλη τη σημασία της λέξης. Γιατί έχει καταφέρει να μας διδάξει πράγματα -για τον εαυτό μας και τον κόσμο γύρω μας- όσο καμία άλλη. Δεν έμεινε στα τετριμένα του απαγορευμένου έρωτα και των ερωτικών τριγώνων. Ύμνησε την οικογένεια, τη φιλία, την αυτοθυσία, τον ηρωισμό... Έθιξε ευαίσθητα θέματα, όπως το να μην μπορείς να αγαπήσεις τον εαυτό σου. Το να συνεχίσεις πολεμάς -ακόμη κι όταν φαίνεται ότι έχεις χάσει- άσκοπα, ατέρμονα, γιατί είναι το μόνο που ξέρεις να κάνεις. Γίναμε όλοι μας ένα με τους πρωταγωνιστές και παρακολουθήσαμε την ιστορία τους λες κι ήτανε δική μας,

Θα μπορούσα να γράφω με τις ώρες γι' αυτή την υπέροχη σειρά, μα η αλήθεια είναι ότι καμία λέξη δεν μπορεί να αποτυπώσει το μεγαλείο αυτής της σειράς. Η ιστορία των αδερφών Winchester δεν διαβάζεται, βιώνεται. Γι' αυτό συντονιστείτε κι εσείς και παρακολουθήστε την -ποτέ δεν είναι αργά! Δείτε την μέσα από τα μάτια ενός φαν και θα καταλάβετε το "γιατί".

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  1. Μια μικρή μεταφρασούλα θα βοηθούσε!!

    Δεν την έχω δει αυτή τη σειρά αλλά με τσιγκλάς να την δω!!

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    1. Όταν μεταφράζεις μια ατάκα το αστείο χάνεται.. Γι' αυτό προτιμώ να τις αφήνω έτσι..
      Μια υπερφυσική μαλακιούλα είναι, αλλά όπως προείπα έχει πολύ γέλιο και περνά ευχάριστα η ώρα..

      Αν θες να τη δεις στον παρακάτω σύνδεσμο έχει όλα τα επεισόδια για online προβολή:
      http://online-filmer.blogspot.com/2011/09/supernatural-2005-2012.html

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